24. Philly. Chronic Lyme. Jobless teacher turned office guru.

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The female doesn’t want a rich man or a handsome man or even a poet, she wants a man who understands her eyes if she gets sad, and points to his chest and say: ‘Here is your home country.’
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2 days ago

My coworker called me

 to say that there’s been a recall on the food in our kitchen because the peaches have lysteria.

If the goddamn work kitchen food gave my lysteria SO HELP ME

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4 days ago

I keep thinking that this is some kind of nightmare I’ll wake up from.

Like this is so familiar, so exactly what I experienced 6 years ago, that it has to be a bad dream. And my boyfriend isn’t handling it well to the point that I can’t tell him everything that’s going on, and sometimes I think it’s going to be impossible to deal with this while I try to comfort him.

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6 days ago

Emma Thompson (via 366quotes)

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It’s unfortunate and I really wish I wouldn’t have to say this, but I really like human beings who have suffered. They’re kinder.
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1 week ago

Hey Tumblr

I know I have like 10 followers but some of them are lymies, and I’m dealing with some terrifying shit right now. Like undoing 6 years of treatment kind of shit. Please send hugs and encouragement. I’m a mess.

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1 week ago

Dad on cultural appropriation. (conversation was in Spanish)

Me:Hey Dad, I have a question
Dad:Alright, lets see if it's within my reach
Me:What do you think of cultural appropriation?
Dad:what?
Me:Cultural appropriation.
Dad:I think you mean acculturation.
Me:yeah, I do. But I was using the term the Social Justice Morons use.
Dad:It's a necessary part of being human, you can't just keep the one culture all of your life!
Me:So how offended would you be if a bunch of white people started speaking Spanish?
Dad:Offended? I would be glad, at least they speak my language!
Me:What if a white guy made tacos?
Dad:what kind of taco? why would I be offended? Did I invent it and patent it?
Me:Nope, just an ordinary taco made by a white guy.
Dad:Why would I be offended? It would like a German guy getting offended because I grilled a hamburger
Me:Well, because it's a Mexican food, it was discovered and is integral to Mexican culture. What if a white person doesn't respect the history of the taco.
Dad:When the woman who first created a taco did that, did the Angels descend from heaven with a deed and a copyright form signed by God informing us that only Mexicans can make it?
Me:Nope. It's just a taco.
Dad:Precisely, it's a taco, eat it. I would actually be happy for that white guy, tacos are pretty good.
Me:What if Tyler wanted to celebrate El Dia de Los Muertos? On his own?
Dad:Tell him to pace himself the skulls are made of pure sugar.
Me:What if he wanted to celebrate El Dia de la Independencia?
Dad:Culture is not something handed to you by God to protect and nurse, it's just something that happens to you, and when you think you have it figured out, it changes. That's what cultures do. They change. You know what these people are trying to do, right?
Me:Yeah,
Dad:They want us all to hate each other and not speak to each other. They want us Mexicans in Mexico, Afro-Americans in Africa, Asians in Asia and none of us talking or being nice to each other. With no resources, no trade, no rights, and only the one language that only we're allowed to speak so that we can't communicate with anyone outside. And that's after they'd kill off all the white people. They're like the KKK, if the KKK didn't have balls.
Me:I arrived at the same conclusion.
Dad:Make yourself a coffee.
Dad:
Dad:Just be sure it's Mexican *laughs*
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3 weeks ago
austinxc04:

S 22nd & Saint James St.

austinxc04:

S 22nd & Saint James St.

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3 weeks ago
nedhepburn:

The band is called Fun Period. 
Nobody in the band looks fun. 
Dude on the right who looks like Hipster Ziggy is dating Lena Dunham. 
Dude on the left looks like he’s halfway through animorphing from Neil Patrick Harris to a housecat. 
They are the worst band I have ever heard. 

nedhepburn:

  • The band is called Fun Period. 
  • Nobody in the band looks fun. 
  • Dude on the right who looks like Hipster Ziggy is dating Lena Dunham. 
  • Dude on the left looks like he’s halfway through animorphing from Neil Patrick Harris to a housecat. 
  • They are the worst band I have ever heard. 
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3 weeks ago